whosuperlockedyou:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:



u ok jen


this took me too long to realize this isnt a photo of two girls with jared.
pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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spoken-not-written:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

i hate this site

cantyewest:

same

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

(Source: hit-it-and-quidditch, via anger-is-weakness)

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

cyanidevixxen:

remember:

  • you are not your grades
  • how you do in school doesn’t define who you are
  • not understanding the work doesn’t mean you’re dumb
  • quizzes only test your memory

(via bongair)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via wellthatsrealnice)

thepurplefreak:

Tumblr on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/42928516/via/ImportantEssence